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Mark 'n' Julie's
Hawaii Five-O Quick Reference Guide
Season 2

  • 24. A Thousand Pardons -- You're Dead!

    Someone is murdering the widows of GIs in order to steal the life insurance money they got.

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    • Danno: "Steve, do you really expect me to go around killing plants?"
    • Sergent: "Hey, what's bugging you?" -- McGarrett: "Death, Sergent. Death always bugs me."

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  • 25. To Hell With Babe Ruth
    Teleplay by: Mel Goldberg
    Story by: Paul Harber and Mel Goldberg
    Directed by: Nicholas Colasanto

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    • A psycotic japanese man dressed as a ninja steals some TNT to make a bomb. Still believing he's part of the Pearl Harbor raid from WWII, he kidnaps a woman that resembles his wife and goes to blow up his assigned target.

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  • 26. Forty Feet High And It Kills!
    Teleplay by: Robert C. Dennis
    Story by: Ed Lasko and Robert C. Dennis
    Directed by: Michael O'Herlihy

    Wo Fat kidnaps a world-famous genetic engineer in order to persuade him to make China's next generation the master race.

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    • Professor: "Mr. Wo Fat, I think you are a maniac."
    • Wo Fat: "An old proverb, McGarrett, says `A wise man is never locked in or out who has the key.' " -- McGarrett: "Somebody handed you the wrong fortune cookie."

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  • 27. Just Lucky, I Guess

    A john witnesses the murder of a prostitute but is afraid to come forward to help Five-O because of fear of embarrassing himself to his friends and family.

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    • Charlie Bombay (to McGarrett): "You're off base. You're not even on first base. You're out."
    • Danno: "And to think I stopped believing in him." -- Kono: "Who?" -- Danno: "Santa Claus."
    • McGarrett: "Did you ever see this man before? And I use the word `man' loosely."

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  • 28. Savage Sunday
    Written by Palmer Thompson
    Directed by: Reza S. Badiyi

    Terrorists break into a armoury and take a truckload of guns and ammunition.

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    • Cooper: "If you fall off, you better not float, bruddah. A plane might land on you." -- Kono: "If I fall off, you get a tidal wave warning."
    • Kono: "Been keeping both ears to the ground, boss. Nothing." -- Danno: "Anytime you can put both ears to the ground, pal, it's something."
    • Kono: "I covered this island like a blanket." -- Chin: "That should be easy for you, Kono."

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  • 29. A Bullet For McGarrett
    Teleplay by: Anthony Lawrence
    Story by: Jay Roberts and Anthony Lawrence
    Directed by: Paul Stanley

    A school-girl murders an asian man who turns out to be a red Chinese supporter. She gets hit by a truck, and McGarrett sends in an undercover cop to the school to find out what's going on.

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  • 30. Sweet Terror
    Written by: Robert C. Dennis
    Directed by: Richard Benedict

    A murder of a man on a plane leads Five-O to discover a plot to destroy Hawaii's sugar cane crops.

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    • McGarrett: "How come somebody from Five-O missed a pretty girl?"
    • McGarrett: "Doc, do you mind telling me or should I wait and read about it in the medical journal?"
    • Kono: "Give that man a free foo young!" -- Chin Ho: "Haole food!"

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  • 31. King Kamehameha Blues
    Written by: Robert Hamner
    Directed by: Barry Shear

    A group of kids steal the robe of King Kamehameha from a museum.

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    • McGarrett: "Take him downtown and book him for trespassing. Tell him his rights and give him some milk and catnip."

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  • 32. The Singapore File
    Written by: Robert C. Dennis
    Directed by: Robert Gist

    A prostitute in Singapore asks for McGarrett's protection in exchange for testimony against the head of a crime ring.

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  • 33. All The King's Horses

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  • 34. Leopard On The Rock

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  • 35. The Devil and Mr. Frog
    Teleplay by: Robert C. Dennis
    Story by: Robert Lewin and Robert C. Dennis
    Directed by: Michael O'Herlihy

    A kidnapper is stuck with $300,000 in traced money, and has to find some way of converting it into something spendable.

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  • 36. The Joker's Wild, Man, Wild!
    Written by: Jack Turley
    Directed by: Gene Delson

    A woman invents a deadly game of cards, playing two men off of one another in order to get them to commit the crimes.

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    • McGarrett: "What happened to the good old days of overturned outhouses?"

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  • 37. Which Way Did They Go?
    Written by: Meyer Dolinsky
    Directed by: Abner Biberman

    A thief returns to Hawaii with two goals in mind -- to commit robbery and to embarrass McGarrett, the man who arrested him.

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    • McGarrett: "I got a long arm. Don't make me reach out for you."

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  • 38. Blind Tiger
    Teleplay by: Jerome Coopersmith
    Story by: William Robert Yates and Jerome Coopersmith
    Directed by: Abner Biberman

    McGarrett loses his eyesight in an explosion, and must learn to do without.

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    • McGarrett: "I've been poked and jabbed and needled until my skin feels like a bulletin board."
    • Sam Lee: "Anyone who puts a hit on McGarrett knows he's turning on more heat on this rock than the Mauna Loa volcano."

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  • 39. Bored She Hung Herself
    Written by: Mel Goldbert
    Directed by: John Newland

    A young man hangs himself, non-lethally, from the rafters in order to meditate. When his girlfriend is found dead, hanged in the same way, McGarrett tries to find out who's responsible.

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  • 40. Run, Johnny, Run
    Written by: Mel Goldbert
    Directed by: Michael O'Herlihy

    Johnny, an AWOL navy man, is accused of murder. McGarrett helps him despite his attitude.

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    • Cmdr. Henderson to McGarrett: "You sure get around, don't you?"
    • McGarrett: "John, I'm not a mountain goat. How about meeting me halfway?"

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  • 41. Killer Bee
    Written by: Anthony Lawrence
    Directed by: Paul Stanley

    Children are kidnaped and then released without ransom, while the wrong person is receiving ransom notes in this psychological thriller.

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    • Danno: "Yeah, and why and by whom? Or is it `who'?"
    • McGarrett: "Chin, how are your corns?" -- Chin: "Killing me, boss."

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  • 42. The One With The Gun
    Written by: Robert C. Dennis
    Directed by: Murray Golden

    A crooked poker game ends in a man's murder, and his brother decides to track down the murderer without the help of Five-O.

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  • 43. Cry, Lie
    Written by: Preston Wood
    Directed by: Paul Stanley

    A con man teems up with a lawyer in an attempt to ruin the credibility of Chin Ho and the Five-O team.

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    • McGarrett: "Kono, if I didn't love you, I'd punch you in the mouth!"

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  • 44. Most Likely To Murder
    Written by: Robert Hammer
    Directed by: Nicholas Colasanto

    A cop's wife is killed, and McGarrett has a hard time keeping him off the case.

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  • 45. Nightmare Road
    Written by: Jack Turley
    Directed by: John Newland

    A U.S. scientist, who's developing a submarine-sniffing device, is caught up in an international plot to get him to defect.

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  • 46 & 47. Three Dead Cows at Makapuu

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  • 48. Kiss The Queen Goodbye
    Written by: Jack Turley
    Directed by: Abner Biberman

    A woman plots to steal the Queen of Polynesia, a giant emerald.

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